Forget it Five Friday...

Buddy of mine (JSkelty) has decided to join a cool group called Ten Thing Tuesday. I like the idea - post ten things you are thankful for. Well, being the butt that I am, I figured there is a way my style of writing can partake.

I give you..... Forget it Five Friday. I will list 5 things that I could really do without. While I am very thankful, I think this new look at it will help me steer clear of the things that steal my top ten thankful things.

1. Forget quotas.... my whole life is filled with them. Can't stand em, don't care about em. Just know I will do what I can do.... that is it.

2. Forget car repair people (besides Scott, who fixed my brakes yesterday).... those of us that are practically clueless are just a bunch of victims to your scare tactics and car part jargon. So what, I don't know what a caliper is and why it is important that it doesn't stick. I don't care.

3. Forget potty training.... even when I think #3 has it down, she wakes me up with urine EVERYWHERE! How can something that small have so much urine... really!?!?!?

4. Forget storms with excessive hail, wind, and flooding.... I think I am part dog cuz whenever the wind starts howling in the early morning, it is me and the Jack Russell just sitting there shaking in the corner, pissing on ourselves and looking for shelter. Wait, maybe #3 heard the storm too?

5. Forget joy stealers... I know that I am one of those too at times (maybe even to the good people that did top ten tuesday), but for the love of Pete, can I just enjoy a minute of victory? How about finding out that we overpaid the hospital on a bill only to find out that something the doctor did is not covered and will take double the overpayment to pay it off.... freaking joy stealer.

Man, it is good to get it off my chest