Well, here we go...
After a friend of mine decided to start blogging, I was encouraged to go ahead and let the world see just a little peek into the chasm that is my brain. First, a bit about me...
My name is JD. As the blog suggests, I live with a lot of women... 6 to be exact. 1 beautiful wife and 5 gorgeous daughters. My day is spent in the recruiting world, looking for superior IT talent. My free time (what little I do possess) are spent mostly at home, sprinkled with doses of quality time with my two closest friends - Skelty and Tricky. I mention these two because I believe I will spend many days blogging about the phenomenon that is the Crotch Kick Club. The three of us have the uncanny ability to bring bad luck into our lives at the drop of a hat. It never fails that, just when I think my life has gone south, Skelty will e-mail to let me know that his Christmas bonus will be spent on fixing the heater or Tricky will call to let me know his boss handed him a 5 hour project at 5:30 PM, to be done by 9 AM the next day, while his life at home is not ready to concede their time. Sure, it may seem like little things to you, the reader... but believe, me - it piles on.... day after day, it runs it course through our lives. Like acid in the stomach.... just churning and churning....
Luckily, we are all happily married with wonderful children, and we have a support group of friends that will laugh at you until you realize that they are little things.
So, welcome.... welcome to my brain... I am sure there will not be much to it, but it is mine and I am used to it. I like it here.
The days in the life of me
Quips from my little angels...
- "I just can't sleep with myself." - Mackenzie, convincing us that she needed to get into bed with us.
- "Well, we can keep a secret, but who knows about Little Miss Drama" - Kendall, referring that Mackenzie couldn't keep a secret about a surprise birthday dinner for Patty's mom
- "We grow up so fast" - Kendall, after overhearing Patty and I discussing how big the twins were.
- Jordan was in the bathroom, singing "Happy Birthday". Patty asked, "why are you singing that?" "Because if I sing it, my poop will come out for the birthday party." - Jordan
- "I am going to have a lot of kids too so I can make them do all the chores - like you and mommy do." - Kendall
- "I pooped on a grave." - Mackenzie
- "I don't want to go to Heaven... because there will be alligators there and I don't like alligators." - Jordan
I am worthy of a Schrute buck
The Lone Male
- Man among many women...
- Well, this is the essence of my existance.... I am the father of 5 beautiful girls, ages 7, 5, 3, and twins that are about to turn 1. I have an incredible wife that is basically the rock to this group of crazies. My wife means the world to me... without her, I would spend my days sitting in the fetal position, chewing my nails, mumbling incoherently. I pillaged all of my parents' money and received two degrees, a BS in Psych, and a Master's in Social Work to try and reach every little child in need. I have since turned my back to social work, working in the recruiting industry, trying to stop every little child of mine for thinking they need the moon. I hope you enjoy my blogs about being the one male in a house full of girls.
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